{"id":3612,"date":"2005-12-06T08:42:24","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T08:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kimiko-dreams.com\/items\/date\/2005\/12\/06\/cute\/"},"modified":"2005-12-06T08:42:24","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T08:42:24","slug":"cute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/2005\/12\/06\/cute\/","title":{"rendered":"Cute"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
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(What I find amusing is that all my other LJ friends were naughty!)<\/p>\n

Dear Santa…<\/font><\/p>\n

Dear Santa,<\/b><\/p>\n

This year I’ve been busy!<\/p>\n

In March I gave 2muchexposition<\/strong> a Dutch Oven (-10 points)<\/font>. Last month I gave murasaki_teapot<\/strong> a kidney (1000 points)<\/font>. In April I helped dethb0y<\/strong> see the light (8 points)<\/font>. Last Wednesday I bought porn for worknplay1<\/strong> (10 points)<\/font>. In August on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points)<\/font>. <\/p>\n

Overall, I’ve been nice<\/b> (968 points)<\/font>. For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven<\/b>!<\/p>\n

Sincerely,
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(What I find amusing is that all my other LJ friends were naughty!) Dear Santa… Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In March I gave 2muchexposition a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I gave murasaki_teapot a kidney (1000 points). In April I helped dethb0y see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I bought […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}