{"id":2902,"date":"2003-09-08T19:35:28","date_gmt":"2003-09-08T19:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kimiko-dreams.com\/?p=2902"},"modified":"2003-09-08T19:35:28","modified_gmt":"2003-09-08T19:35:28","slug":"ill-kick-your-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/2003\/09\/08\/ill-kick-your-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;ll kick your ass&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok I&#8217;m off to karate. We are fighting tonight. In a few weeks they are having a tournament and I&#8217;m <em>contemplating <\/em>going. We&#8217;ll have to see how I do in class. I meant to tell you last week that at the beginning of class my pants split. It wasn&#8217;t so bad when I started but by the time class was over they were beyond repair. The guys in class kept laughing at me. If I still have the pants I&#8217;ll take a pic of it. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of pics&#8230;.Tat has been busy using her camera! I get all excited everytime I see mail in my inbox saying she uploaded a pic! Go <a href=\"http:\/\/tatsg2.textamerica.com\" target=\"offsite\" rel=\"noopener\">check em<\/a> out while I&#8217;m gone. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2902"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}