{"id":3410,"date":"2005-05-12T15:38:04","date_gmt":"2005-05-12T15:38:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kimiko-dreams.com\/items\/date\/2005\/05\/12\/ppppppth\/"},"modified":"2005-05-12T15:38:04","modified_gmt":"2005-05-12T15:38:04","slug":"ppppppth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/2005\/05\/12\/ppppppth\/","title":{"rendered":"PPPPPPth."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"100\" alt=\"Hi_tech_hate1075779731_iaa\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kimiko-dreams.com\/media\/library\/hi_tech_hate1075779731_iaa.gif\" width=\"100\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" \/>God decided to pull a cruel joke on me today. After having gotten up and making Daddy breakfast, in which Daddy was in a pretty good mood and he was fairly happy with me&hellip;he promptly found the 9k worth of software&hellip;..<\/p>\n<p>right next to his monitor.<\/p>\n<p>I don&rsquo;t know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that I ransacked 2 rooms, the attic, the garage and the basement looking for that software and it was right next to him all along. It certainly does nothing for my self-esteem and belief that I&rsquo;m capable. I can&rsquo;t even begin to tell you I did in deed look there cause obviously I didn&rsquo;t. Daddy&rsquo;s mom said it was St. Anthony who took it and then persuaded me to offer him money in order to find it again. I&rsquo;m thinking Daddy&rsquo;s not going to buy that much.<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;d say more but none of it would be positive so we&rsquo;ll catch up more later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God decided to pull a cruel joke on me today. After having gotten up and making Daddy breakfast, in which Daddy was in a pretty good mood and he was fairly happy with me&hellip;he promptly found the 9k worth of software&hellip;.. right next to his monitor. I don&rsquo;t know whether to laugh or cry at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3410"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimiko-dreams-com.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}