We taught karate tonight because Sensei B is off on Vacation. It went pretty well. My buddy came so close to get promoted today but he has to wait another week. I’m just glad he didn’t know his belt was in the box. I’ve gotten him to be really loud and do extra well on his exercises and I think it would have upset him enough to make him start slacking. Now if I can just get him to say my name right. LOL
I got to talk to Adam on the phone today. I distracted him from cleaning his house. He needed a break anyway. We don’t always talk much on the phone cause of either time or the cost but it seems to work out to about once a week aside from all the ims and text messages. I may talk him into a visit on Friday if he’s not to dead tired.
We were suppose to have a leather family bbq on Saturday and Tat’s house but because Flagg is back in the hospitol and several of the others couldn’t attend we’ve cancelled it. There will be other times in the future I’m sure. So I may head into the city in the evening for a workshop on subs and time management while Daddy goes to visit Flagg in the hospitol.
Next Thursday we are out of here for DragonCon. I had hoped to get a costume but I think I’ll have to wait for next year to do that. It’s ok I can still dress cute and bodyguard Tat at the evening costume gatherings. 🙂
Here’s a funny Adam sent me today:
- i will not carve my initials into the flogger handlesÂ
- i will not spank othersÂ
- i will not aim for Master’s headÂ
- i will not yell “safeword!” in the grocery storeÂ
- i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National EnquirerÂ
- i will not read and giggle at Master’s logs from the Dom ForumÂ
- i will not yell “fire!” every time Master lights a candleÂ
- funny noises are not funnyÂ
- i will not slap Master with my braÂ
- Punishment is not boring or pointlessÂ
- i will not call Master, “Dr. Death”Â
- i will not defame the Eugenspeigel SocietyÂ
- i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master’s d/s partyÂ
- i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom huntingÂ
- i will not bring sheep to the subbie forumÂ
- a burp is not an appropriate response to MasterÂ
- i will not eat all Master’s M&M’s while he is at workÂ
- i will not yell “she’s tied up” at the subbie forumÂ
- Master’s gags are not to be used to keep the children quietÂ
- i will not call Master: spud head, butt head or any kind of headÂ
- Masters ARE perfectÂ
- Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for MasterÂ
- i will NOT wear pantiesÂ
- i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master’s d/s partiesÂ
- i will not peek out of the blindfoldÂ
- there is no such thing as “slave immunity” Â
- i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don’t have permissionÂ
- i did not win an Emmy for my last sessionÂ
- i will not hide all Master’s toysÂ
- all play and no work does not a good slave makeÂ
- i will not say “oh Master you’re the bestest and biggest” just to get a spanking  Â
- i cannot fire MasterÂ
- my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackersÂ
- i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhipsÂ
- i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbiesÂ
- i will refrain from saying “hail Satan” when i don’t like Master’s ordersÂ
- i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversaryÂ
- i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master’s clampsÂ
- i will not use Master’s bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the poolÂ
- i will not wear Master’s underwear on my headÂ
- Master’s dog does not stinkÂ
- i will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand
….and last but not least - i will not use the pages from Master’s Dom Handbook to start the grill…Â